Mongo and lunch

Hand feeding bass in a Pennsylvania quarry is a lot of fun. Even if the owner of Dutch Springs will scream at you like the Seinfeld Soup Nazi that "it's a lake not a quarry", and even if the water is so cold your testicles may never descend again. (Sorry, girls.) and even if there really isn't all that much to see there that you haven't seen a dozen times before, you can still scare up some fishy fun in the shallows. Here's how you do it:

1. find a cray fish.

2. wave to a bass

3. hold the crayfish very bravely

4. don't let go. the bass will be happy to remove the crayfish from between our fingers with a (moderately) gentle tug.